"We're the only two Blossoms left now."
"Three."
"What?"
"The only… three… Blossoms…"
*Looks at smoldering house*
"SHIT."

Ah, sorry. It's from Streetcar. I edited it in.

Is it too much for me to hope that Jughead's foster family is going to be Sabrina and her aunts?

A LITTLE weird for Veronica to preface her and Archie's first time with a quote from one of the most famous rape scenes in American literature.

Whedon may not be a master stylist, but you could never confuse any of his films with a Michael Bay one.

The first Pirates is long, but it only has about 4 real action sequences, and they escalate properly (in the sense that they're all varied and the early ones aren't disproportionately showy).

He's the main character of the movie, though. Which is not to say that he's the best part of it, but he's the one whose arc actually makes it a film rather than a collection of scenes.

Well, sure. And in either case, I like the joke in the way that he meant it, with his typical winking sarcasm.

I watched it last night and liked it pretty well. I laughed real hard at some stuff and got a little bored at other stuff. But it was definitely enjoyable.

I believe it's a Chief Creative Officer.

They couldn't deal with losing to Grimm in terms of quality, so they're looking to make up for it in quantity.

If only any real people had gotten to hear that line.

Actually, no, I am gonna say this:

"I’ve done his show. But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high, highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had."

It wasn't an elephant vagina, it was a rhino's asshole.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Regarding the title:

I actually said to a friend of mine last week that third-degree murder feels pretty 'off' in the Fargo universe.

I think there's a bit of a difference there. The point Yuria was making is that not that nobody tells the truth, but that the truth doesn't even factor into things if the right people decide to ignore it.

I mean, I just described how both of them are obstacles in ways that make sense for the character, but okay.