Apparently on days when Garland was too out of it to work, Kelly would take the fall by pretending to be unreasonable and refuse to come out of his trailer. The two of them had a real solid friendship despite everything.

I friggin' love The Pirate, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. Weird, sure, flawed, yes, but put that on my TV and no matter what else is happening, my day just got two hours shorter.

"That's… that's a good song you wrote, Archie. A REAL good song."

I grow increasingly surprised that Riverdale managed to have a second generation of citizens, let alone exist for 100 years, given the fact that revealing your last name to an adult in this town is akin to playing Russian Roulette.

Can't complain.

My dad is one.

I wouldn't call you a bad person for enjoying Iron Fist as a series, but if you liked the first three episodes you definitely have weird taste.

"I understand how exposure to cosmic radiation could cause one's epidermis to turn to stone, or rubber, or become translucent, or extremely flammable; and it makes perfect sense that being struck by lightning while standing next to a shelf full of chemicals would give a man super speed. But getting superpowers from a…

I mean, she's capable of imbuing ocean water with sentience.

I 100% stole this from the Iron Fist comment section, but I have a hunch that Marvel reached out to so many people who weren't interested that after hearing Buck's pitch - which was basically "I'll get it done on time and for any budget you want" - they were sold.

Don't you think our President should be governing instead of ghostwriting fan-fiction for the New York Times?

Fun thing to do: anytime you walk into an empty room knowing that someone else is, say, 30-90 seconds behind you, just go stand face-first in the corner, and don't answer them when they ask what you're doing.

I saw Crudup in Waiting For Godot alongside Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen, and even got him and McKellen to sign my program. He played Lucky, who is mute except for a three-page monologue that never once approaches coherence, making it extremely difficult to both memorize and perform.

Great article Caitlin, but I do have to ask:

Their 'suggestions' have always been a mix of whatever's new and, more recently, their own original content.

"Ve must kepture moose und skvirrel!"

I always smile at the My Pillow ads because the guy sounds just like Jesse Ventura.

Kara's life is one very unfortunate event, followed by a series of events of various levels of fortuitousness.

You don't understand - he saw his family die!

Shouldn't petitions be used to bring back things we actually like, rather than things that a fictional character likes and that none of the people signing the petition even knew existed before three days ago?