Chris Pratt is, like, very into church, and you will hear about it!!

Okay, so you legitimately believe that as soon as a person is accused of something they should be presumed guilty? Do you think we should amend our entire legal process to accept eyewitness testimonies as unassailable, smoking gun evidence, even when zero supporting evidence exists?

It’s fascinating to me that some people are actually trying to justify what happened in this story. True things can be true at once, and not all stories need to be neatly categorizable with a hero and a villain, you know.

Wearing cheap clothes sewn by some Thai woman making $0.25 a day is definitely racist. (I actually agree with that last one.)

Honestly. They’re searching high and low for things to be offended about. And what does “radicalized and gendered history” even mean, exactly? In actual meaningful terms?

She, at 30, “dated” the then-married 60-year-old Wille Brown, and in turn saw her political career take off. How would you be characterizing this if she were a Republican?

What tears? I’m just pointing out a racist asshole. If anything, I feel a little pity. What, you’re cool with racism?

“Oh noes, people are arguing over a little kerfuffle that involved some mean words and zero violence. That’s it, America is over! Time to leave for one of the many glorious utopias that surely exist beyond our borders.”

this kid is going to ride this as long as his smug white face can.

Well, the kid was offering a personal account. What were you expecting, exactly? We have video of the actual, objective situation, in which the kid just stood there are kind of smirked (or smiled awkwardly if you’re willing to grant a child any benefit of the doubt) as the strange old man walked up to him, got in his…

The kid literally just stood there and smirked. The “elder” (or old guy, as anyone else would have been called) marched right up to him while banging a drum (and straight up lied about the situation in interviews later). The kid seemed pretty obnoxious, just like every other teenager in existence, but he didn’t…

You’re an adult man fantasizing about punching out a teenager. Grow the fuck up, dude. It’s embarrassing.

a bunch of prick kids who were raised by maniacal trump supporters and forced to go on a pro-life march because that’s all they know.

granting undeserved sympathy to the privileged.

And there are easy ways to get the money.

Yikes. Do you actually care about things like objective reality, science, or reason? Or is reality just a vague, esoteric mystery that ultimately revolves around you? Christ, this New Age pseudo-Eastern spirituality nonsense is so cringeworthy.

Objective reality is a thing. The fact that it “works for some people” is irrelevant if you actually care about this. Scientology “works for” a lot of people, but I don’t see how that justifies its claims or it, generally, in any way. People who believe in things without rational warrant or justification deserve to…

So you guys are just totally cool with “body shaming” now, huh?

You don’t really seem to understand what “ill-begotten” means.

Yeah. They always go great. Nothing but success stories.