There's a long in-car dialogue sequence where Michael lays it all out.

I'm a balding hipster who has psychotic episodes, so clearly Trevor was based on me.

Boy are you in luck. The currently airing anime Nobunagun has a very similar setup (souls of famous people become weapons).

Demons Souls? Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPITY NOPE NOPE

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Here, I think you need this more than I do.

This is so funny.

You'd prefer Jason with his "I decided I hate everything FFXIII without even giving them a chance" attitude to review it? Mike seems to have given it a fair shake here!

Which is kinda ironic.

Easy solution that problem; join the military. Become a tank operator.

I think it's fair to say no one needs E! regardless of the reason.

would not cosplay that

When I'm playing something, and I'm just getting outrageously upset and angry about something (Samurai Gunn AI cheats hard,) it's usually best to just step away for a little while and browse until I cool down.

Damn it.

Moderate amount of anything doesn't have any lasting effects. There is no poison, there is just overdosing.

What would you choose then? The garbage Call of Duty Ghosts? Or the largely unplayable Battlefield 4?

Drop off humans as fast as you can. As soon as you hear keepers detected go looking for them, fuck everyone else. If you start getting over run use boost, you can boost into enemies and it won't kill you. Power ups are a savior, pick them up as often as they pop up.

I don't care where it originated. I live in 2013. At this point and time, it is called football. And I'm an American saying this.