Not all recent Christian music is terrible. During the '60s, there were a lot of black gospel acts absolutely killing it. Staples Singers, anyone?

IMHO, any performance which includes such an explicitly pro-LGBT song like Born This Way isn't "toothless".

Didn't Donald Trump also dodge service in Vietnam?

Oh do grow up.

How on Earth do you make George W. Bush, of all people, look like an intellectual heavyweight? WTF.

My first Discworld book was Moving Pictures. Didn't stop me from reading most of the other books. (I haven't read Pyramids or Raising Steam).

PETA are also the ones who have been involved in euthanising people's pets.

If you're looking for something akin to JS&MN, read "Lud-In-The-Mist" by Hope Mirrlees. It came out back in the '20s but its style is so reminiscent of JS&MN that it's worth a read. It's nowhere near as long as JS&MN, too.

The Finn Brothers are New Zealanders. NOT Australians. FFS.

Believe it or not, Vanilla Ice isn't a one-hit wonder. He had a second hit with his cover of 'Play That Funky Music'. I know 'Ice Ice Baby' is the Vanilla Ice hit everyone remembers, but he isn't a OHW.

His "only" hit? He had two other hits with "Magic" and "Nothing On You".