Anyone who needs a gun that badly probably shouldn’t own one in the first place. Maybe Walmart can argue that it is against their religion to sell guns to people under 21. Courts seem to like that excuse.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Wow. Everything in that sentence is so spectacularly incorrect that you deserve some sort of troll medal. Good job.

A guy from work is beloved by everyone. He’s sweet, he helps out with other peoples’ duties, he remembers birthdays, and he’s always professional.

I have liked most Tarantino movies, but what happened to Sharon Tate is perhaps the most horrific violence against a woman imaginable and I see absolutely no need to put it up on the big screen. I am not on board.

Right. And even if Seacrest is asexual or homosexual, he could still sexually harass or assault a woman. He doesn’t need to get sexual pleasure for it to happen.

Sorry man, I forgot to send out the memo.

They are not. I think he is just trying to look straight laced and not like a sexual predator.

None of what Ripa said negates sexual misconduct allegations. I’m not sure why she said it. It doesn’t mean anything.

Well, this should work out fine for her. I mean, no one has EVER defended someone against allegations of sexual harassment only to have that blow the fuck up in their face when multiple other accusers show up.

Yes there are allegations but HEY, I KNOW THE GUY AND HE’S A REALLY GOOD GUY SO HE’S FINE, PEOPLE. I MEAN GOD FORBID I QUESTION WHETHER MY ASSESSMENT OF A PERSON MIGHT BE WRONG BASED ON NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THAT PERSON THAT MIGHT THREATEN THE VALIDITY THAT ASSESSMENT. I’M KELLY FUCKING RIPA AND I SAY HE’S FINE, SO HE…

“You are happiness,” Seacrest tells Ripa before kissing her on the head.

I kind of feel like we don’t need to ask every single women who has ever known a man who is accused of sexual misconduct for their opinion on his actions...

“I can’t imagine him being sexual,”

Not gonna lie. I might.

That cheesecake in the header looks INCREDIBLE.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

The real question I have is how good was the cheesecake and can we get the recipe?

I completely agree. A few years ago I was hit on while walking down the street and it wasn’t creepy because I could tell that if I said no then he would go away. That’s literally the only example of that I have. Women get really good at recognizing creeps. Be polite. Express your interest. Accept her response. No…