If any of you who are sexually active have the brains God gave a gooseberry, it’s time to go Lysistrata on their asses. Just take 1 week, and do not put out in any way. When men complain, tell them to call their Congresscritters, and then Republican Party Headquarters, to let them know about their dissatisfaction.

Once this law is passed, they’ll immediately focus on extinguishing even the 6 week window. They’ve been pushing this incrementalist agenda for decades. A complete abortion ban under all circumstances is their endgame.

The anti-choice crowd and white supremacy are two sides of the same coin.

I had my abortion at 6 weeks. I took a pregnancy test about 2 weeks before when I thought my period was late and it came back negative. The only reason I took another test was because I know my body and I knew something was off. Plus, I’m a hypochondriac. So technically, at the time of my abortion, my period was only…

Ban at 6 weeks*

What unnerves me most, is that at one point in my life I thought things like this would never happen. Under this administration I don’t have any sense of comfort that unconstitutional directives will not take place.

Bat-shit crazy. Those men don’t own me and I don’t believe they have any power over any of us.

So the right to an abortion is a clearly established, decades-long constitutional right. Can you imagine the fucking outcry if some Democrat introduced a bill to ban all firearms?

Roe V. Wade was decided FORTY FOUR years ago, in 1973.

I blame television and movies. Attractive people are considered more intelligent because entertainment media is always putting scripted words into the mouthes of attractive people. It leads the general population to assume that beauty equals wit, intelligence and successful choices. That’s why it’s always such a shock…

So, here are some gems. First, the job title for the Sales Associate is “Model.” I am definitely not model material - don’t know why they even hired me. The store managers scout the mall and look for people who have that “Abercrombie look” in order to find employees - like it’s some privilege to be invited into the…

I am able to blog as well as a less attractive person can without danger of starting a sex riot at the office.

*lumbers away*

I named myself after the actual Ministry of Natural Resources Bear Training I received in the early aughts. When you see a black bear, you make yourself look big and say, loudly: “Whoa bear!” And if the bear doesn’t run away, you yell “I’M A HUMAN YOU’RE A BEAR! WHOA BEAR!”

It actually is really hard to do my job because yes, I am hot. #premenopause #canIgetafanbitches

I’m in fleece right now and I feel pretty sexy.

WAIT??? fleece is sexy??????

I am embarrassed to say that in college I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch for a year. I was one of those girls who had the very boring job of standing at the entrance of the store for hours and saying “Have you tried our sexy fleece?” to every customer who walked in. I also had the delightful job of dousing their…

This study is BS. I wouldn’t hire Donald Trump to clean my toilet and he looks like a chewed up piece of carrot cake.

I am as radiant as the sun, which is why I have to answer phones. Otherwise my hotness would cause rioting in the streets.