#fishlopnik

I wish (or rather, do not wish given the subject matter) that this was my story. Rather, this is the story about how I taught a co-worker an invaluable cooking lesson.

Very well then! I’ll make it more relevant!

I think I went skiing once in Tol-u-rided. 

$kaycog is a national treasure who truly deserves this.

If your idea of “riding” is a jaunt down to the local Burgers and Brews for the weekly “Bike Night,” I’d call that posing. And you nailed that profile in the article:

I didn’t find it hypocritical. It’s one thing to be a rich person who uses their own money to help fund their campaign. It’s another thing to be a person (rich or poor) taking money from 3rd parties who are expecting a return on investment.

This is one of the many reasons why I love Jalopnik: Useful, informative comments from the community that explain things that the writer didn’t mention.

Water pressure is governed by local jurisdiction you orange ball of ignorance and cowardice.

This is an incredibly impressive car - something that will get you tesla-like performance and great range and charging for the price of a Ford Explorer. The only thing that could make it better is if they replaced the mustang logos with Ford logos. If Ford delivers on the specs, this will be an excellent electric…

Everyone losing their shit over the name... Guess what? EVERYONE is talking about it... Mission accomplished!!

This process is exhausting.

I was searching for them for all that time! 8 different guys from Uzbekistan were trying to find it for me! And just a few weeks earlier one guy who was reeding my Drive2 page managed to buy one for me! So next year Damas is going to see the world again.

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

“You libs are so easily triggered.”

(I created the artwork and the box to intentionally confuse and obfuscate reality.)