Oh Thank God THAT’S over and we can move forward and never speak of any of this again.

Aww, the feelings of the incompetent racist fuckwits were hurt. Let me count the fucks I give...

It’s the going rate for a black body. Never forget that Erin Andrews got $40M because a white man peeped and posted her naked white body online.

The NRA is suing because the law would prevent 18-year olds from buying firearms and therefore violates the Second Amendment, which states (in its entirety) “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

It’s not too late yet, just saying. (Not my rendering).

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Yea, what should the reasonable punishment be for abuse of power to undermine our democracy be?

Republicans.

“Cohen, who used his own money, reportedly complained that Trump had yet to reimburse him for the payment,”

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

Typical conservative tantrum.

It’s a tough decision for Georgia: jerbs or freedumb?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

“You know I would have run in there, but for these darn bone spurs.”

Also incredible because he literally was given a chance to grab a weapon and go defend America when he was younger and fitter, and instead got five deferments.

Did you ever see that episode of The Office where the office finds Michael’s script for “Threat Level Midnight,” wherein Michael is a Jason Bourne type character who saves the world?

I dunno but my computer came with wondows. It’s Chinese.