Of course Donald’s supporters will 1) not believe that his cabinet members are wasting so much money on personal conveniences, 2) not care even if they do believe, and 3) immediately make up reasons why it’s totally fine for Donald’s administration to waste money.

Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

The GOP stand with women, absolutely. As long as they’re hot. And blonde. But Hope Hicks is brunette, but she’s still hot. So her too. But then again, she’s kinda thinking for herself, finally, so fuck her. So, the GOP stands with hot blondes, as long as they don’t think to much, get uppity with, or backsass the…

If the Viper ACR ever went to school, it’d be that one older brother that if it stood up during lunch, every other car would be all “oh fuck” and hunker down avoiding eye contact at all cost.

Nope, it got scrapped with Incredible Hulk.

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

“I’m sure she had it coming anway. I always do when Mother puts me in my place.”

Men: Women should do everything.
Women: *Start doing everything*
Men: WOAH, the femi-nazis are taking over! I don’t even know if it’s acceptable to proposition a stranger on the street anymore!

So would the VP.

Whether I’m wrong or not isn’t my point. Global warming/change or whatever is the trend. You can’t stop it so don’t pretend like anything you or anyone else is doing is going to help. Republicans and Democrats are just as bad. I don’t take anything anyone says seriously when they say they’re helping the planet when…

Stoolies everywhere: “We’re not the assholes you think we are!”

cool

Because for republicans (you know he is), wanting the government to solve your problems is only bad when someone else does it?

Kilmeade must not have seen the event’s worst ad of the night, which used a portion of one of Martin Luther King Jr.’s anti-capitalist sermons in an effort to hawk Dodge pickup trucks.

Did they file an environmental impact statement?

This is absolutely worth celebrating but don’t let the rage die down. She should never, ever have been punished in any way for this, to start with.

Credit where it’s due: this is a work of beauty in illiteracy. He didn’t only talk about himself in the third person, but also put his own name between fucking quotes while at it!

The hyperbolic character of his assessment leads me to wonder how long he’s been familiar with mechanical engineering

“Atwood outlines her youthful exploits of writing while eating packages Kraft vegetables, hot dogs, onions, and potatoes with the skin on. Cheap, yet nourishing:”

Why we would be gawdamn gay socialeest commies!