“Something, something, political correctness run amok. Something, something, if my title doesn’t have the word ‘man’ in it my dick might fall off from lack of attention. Something, something Feminazis.”

“I don’t know what that word is. I’m no elite librul!” (also doesn’t know what “elite” means, but hears it on Faux News a lot.)

Morning Dead Air would be more entertaining and informative.

Generally speaking, one of my favorite preserved Gawker conventions is the selection of screenshots to maximize the repulsiveness of our more objectionable media figures, but in this case ... eww.

But when Obama gave that speech he didn’t take time out from his speech to show his appreciation for the President by applauding the President’s speech throughout.

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.

Imagine if F1 used this as an opportunity to raise awareness for causes or segments of the population who could use it. Replace the Grid Girls with Grid Heros. For instance, how about cancer survivors at one race, or military veterans at another, or disadvantaged youths at another, or...

I sincerely hope 20-something years from now this little girl, now a full grown woman, has an eureka moment and say to this guy “You were a police officer, a figure of authority with the task of serve and protect. You had my mom right in front of you, in desperate need of help. And your answer to that human being,…

This was terrifying. I think my brain just broke.

She’s trying to position herself for 2020 and she’s fucking it up.

Gillibrand does not have the legal authority to require Trump to resign. Nor did she have the legal authority to require Franken to resign. All she can do is give her opinion about whether someone should resign, which was consistent across both cases. If Behar wants to criticize someone for the inconsistent result,…

Magnus, Robot Fighter: The Motion Picture. I could get behind that.

This is the kind of investigative reporting that keeps me reading Jalopnik every day. Outstanding work.

Nice RX-7, bruh.

Maybe it’s because whenever we lefties think you righties couldn’t possibly come up with anything worse, you go ahead and surprise us.

Because it is never too late to go full douche on the whole program:

Wow, or a person from Jalopnik might be interested in the article, read it, and move on to the comments, only to find themselves being slagged off by someone claiming we are all a bunch of idiots that don’t know about the metric system, or the weight of water, and coming off as kind of a douche doing so.

To see them finally being allowed to say exactly what they wanted to say, and to be heard, believed, and embraced was incredibly powerful.

King Johnson, your journal entry is spot-on. Good job.

me too... i was ready to punch someone until oh it is a replica ford. Later I was like... wait so I can get a replica Miura? Suggestion for a base for a Miura? a BRZ?