Anyway, after the election of Donald to the presidency, I think it’s fair to say that it’s not actually possible to be too transparently opportunistic to be a viable candidate.

That’s not the same thing at all. It’s more like if your child killed someone to appease Dracula, and saying we can’t make movies about children killing people for Dracula.

As far as New York teams go, at least the Bills made the playoffs. You could be a miserable fan of one of the Manhattan projects instead.

Claire, you know it will end up like this.

This is one of the best rap songs of all time, maybe one of the best songs of all time, period. Hip-hop was still in its infancy when this was released, and this was one of the first rap songs to tackle serious issues, which made it such a powerhouse of a record. That clip at the end where they’re herded into the cop…

If you’re suffering from depression, isolation, or any other situation that makes you feel as if it’s not worth getting up in the morning, please know you are not alone, and there is help. Please, reach out; your life is worthwhile, and you are worthy. Don’t ever forget that.

This video (and others like it)…

I mean, that’s only true if you ignore the (very alarmingly huge) extent to which Facebook is responsible for Trump getting elected.

Agreed on the good start and trying. I don’t think it was a failure; I think he showed a good example of sacrificing comfort for honesty. And I can hope that D.Hoffman felt some shame as a result of the subsequent attention (since he obviously felt/feels none for his actions).

As a born and raised Pat’s fan (having lived through 1-15, etc.):

Honestly, I’m impressed that there’s nothing in here trying to brag about how he’s helping all the blacks in the inner cities.

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

“Moreover it begs the question: why does this keep happening?”

My in-laws aren’t worried at all that their Medicare might be on the line once the bill for these tax cuts come through. Their taxes are going down by a whole $50 next year, while Obama made them give up their guns, pray to the east five times a day, and say “happy holidays!” I’m saying I think I’ll be sick before the…

But Hillary Clinton’s emails would have actually *given* them all AIDS. Thank goodness we elected this guy and avoided *that* disaster.

For those of you that haven’t seen the masterpiece that is Speed (1994), this should sum it up.

I wish we could bring back the old Joe Isuzu commercials. I always enjoyed them. Seriously though - all of the holiday commercials suck. Here’s one of my favorites from a playlist:

This really confused me, I’m left coming up with creative ponderings on how else you would control the volume? Maybe if you glare at the speaker it’ll get self conscious and lower the volume. Or maybe you can throw something at it? How about volume based on your blood alcohol level? I hope the writer can chime in on…

Well, we know how it ends when the South loses. Those fuckers whine for the next 200 years.. talk about snowflakes and crybabies...

Some men already do because they have no interest in women. And all those men were born to straight parents. How come you aren’t embarrassed to say ridiculous things on the internet?

I’d be careful with this new information, because some men could find a way to stimulate their prostates with the help of other men and that would mean no pregnancies from then on, which in turn would signal the end of Humanity.