I always find it most irksome that so many people at the time thought Kurt Cobain’s suicide was some kind of cultural watershed moment destined to define my generation and would go out of their way to tell me so. It wasn’t.

Oh, they believe, they just don’t give a shit. Cuz anything is better than a dang librul in charge.

“Women are now being believed.”

Unless you’re a GOP voter and your chosen candidate was diddling kids.

The only time I’m spending $100 on something to smell is if it’s cocaine

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

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my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

They don’t have a decent quarterback, and the blame for that rests entirely with Elway.

It’s too soon to start talking about The Wall; and where does Trump get off trying to politicize the death of this fine, young officer?

Louise slithers up alongside Mnuchin and breathes into his ear “It’s your money now, dahling. All of it. It even has your name on it.” Mnuchin giggles like a schoolboy.

Trumpanzee is my new favorite saying

Boy, those Trumpanzees sure are fragile little snowflakes, aren’t they?

They are too busy writing think pieces about Bill Clinton’s crimes and calling out feminists for being evil.

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BREAKING NEWS: MUSK HAD SEX IN POSITION OTHER THAN MISSIONARY

So, you pretty much don’t like them because can’t read a fucking manual?

1.848 Rhode Islands

I am seriously disappointed in his losing his lead to the Democratic candidate, if anything his lead should increase because a history of statutory rape pisses off libs and therefore commends him to the idiot base.

Apparently even fictional women are told they should smile more.

If I understand right, he’s claiming that God touched that girl in an act of immaculate molestation.