FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKERS! Nintendo wins. FLAWLESS VICTORY!

So first I have to buy a Wii U and then a 3DS.

HA! Don't doubt that at all. Gotta go slow.

Which pixel is link?

She looks boring.

8 freaking player! YES! This game looks really fun. Nintendo Wii U for me this year

Super excited for this game. A freaking editor, how cool is that?! Perfect for the gamepad.

I saw this video earlier today, hilarious.

That Metroid outfit is an easter egg. New Metroid game basically confirmed.

Better pick up the pace Kotaku. You're slipping on your stories :D

Haha! love this GIF man.

Look at that beautiful prerendered landscape.

Looks meh.

Steam sale dude, just say it.

Looks great for a one time play, but steam sale for me.

I don't doubt that she might be faking, but there are medical mysteries.

Well if she's hungry, the third world can kiss off. If you're hungry and you don't want to eat to your fill because you're afraid of coming off as an asshole(for w/e the fuck stupid reason), that's basically keeping up appearances in place of getting fed your portion. That's a no no in any part of the world and not…

How many potato chip bags did you buy Brian?

Guys don't forget to watch the opening ceremony of the World Cup, as there will be a disabled kid going robotech on the field.

Hell yeah! I can finally be a princess!