I agree with you that this is common for children to do, but that doesn't mean every child does it and any adult who says they didn't (I didn't) is a liar.

Is that the joke, though? I read that to suggest the writer doesn't know the difference between segregation (which racists supported) and de-segregation (which was at the heart of the civil rights movement in the 1950s and racists vehemently opposed).

Thanks for pulling these together every week.

No, you are the one who is wrong. There are plenty of years-old Google-able posts that refer to the cat's name as "Tard." Here's one headline from 2012:

You aren't alone in your disdain for those people. Her owners are the ones who originally named her "'Tardy" because (har har!) she was slow. They only rebranded her "Tardar Sauce" when it obvious the kitty was becoming famous and that name wouldn't fly.

Wow. Even by the low standards of Lifetime, this looks terrible.

Well, this made my eyes sting with sadness. Get well Gordie. You are in the hearts of hockey fans everywhere.

5. Whatchamacallit

it's the submissive partner that holds the most power

The real cronut is apparently distinguished by its trademark decorative fly.

That little kid will grow up to be the adult who posted the picture of his parents as Ray and Janay on Instagram (also featured on that Deadspin post) accompanied by the comment

According to commenter lobstr, there is indeed such an elevator.

He's probably far and away the leader in terms of owner reaction shots; Kraft is probably close behind (sorry, "Mr. Kraft"), and these days, Danny Boy (Snyder) is surely up there in visibility too.

The couple on the Up Yours, Downstairs!" podcast mentioned that they've had idiots tweeting at them this season about the dog being named for a terrorist. I'm watching and wasn't surprised at this development last night. People are morons. (FYI, the show films for about the first eight months of the year - so there…

From the video, it seems they resumed play after the rain cleared (going strictly on visuals, I don't speak Spanish). However, I'm not sure what they could have done mid-game due to the death of a player who was not active in that game other than soldier on and finish it up.

Exactly. Because this

I'd wonder if these imbeciles remembered or cared about the human being whose assault they're gleefully reveling in here, but it's self-defeating to ask.

Perhaps you missed the commentary by one of the actual kids?