Perfect commentary. People like this creep me out, so insecure.

I have a friend who travels around the country during the regular season to see games in every park. Not specifically of her team, though sometimes the timing works out that way. She'll sit in any seat for any team match-up.

I saw Page & Plant in the late nineties during the Walking into Clarksdale tour. I didn't know much of them or Led Zepplin (other than "Stairway to Heaven," which they teased they were going to perform, though they didn't). Probably not a surprise that it was a great show, but Page definitely looks better, and…

VHS players were still somewhat expensive in the early '80s, and the likelihood of a dorm room or frat house having one at that time was quite low. Ten years later? Completely different landscape.

Stevens is two years younger (38) than me and I went to college with two VCRs and a (non-porn) movie collection in the hundreds. DVDs were only being developed in the mid-90s and started to be sold a couple years after. He's exactly the right age for the person in this blind.

She's legal now, no worries Chris.

Stevens was born in 1976. VHS was still going strong at the time he would have entered college (1995).

He's got a Frye jersey on and his team just lost to the Jaguars. This is the correct response to that situation.

I'd actually find that intriguing; there are so many gorgeous, interesting places in the U.S.

What the fuck was he babbling about?

If there's anyone poised to knock out Cumberbatch (The Imitation Game) or Redmayne (The Theory of Everything) at the Oscar podium, it has to be Keaton.

Bill Simmons didn't "make" Catching Hell. It was by filmmaker Alex Gibney, the director of Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room.

30 for 30's Catching Hell is also a must-see.

I always preferred "Schrutebag," but I'm not going to ding this lady for weak name-calling. She hates Cowherd. Good enough.

Desmond got a hit. Harper walked. Ramos, facing a two strike count, and having not bunted since 2011, managed to get one down fair that was good enough that, even had the throw been on target, Desmond still would have been safe (so bases loaded, no one out). The Nationals forced the Giants to make a play, and the…

Someone sounds like a butthurt Giants fan.

12:00 p.m. - midnight - iON - Criminal Minds

Just gonna leave this here...

On the bright side, I'm astonished the Cup merited an article whatsoever. I've noticed the golf majors increasingly only getting a post if there's some "wacky" angle, completely unrelated to the actual play.