(2) he has surrendered all of his integrity

They're working on their talking points.

Nah, not worth putting any money in the grubby hands of Lucifer's Homegirl and the minions. I'd rather go the Samantha Jones/Miranda Hobbes route, and send a gift basket full of Jack Daniels and pastel condoms.

Can't lie, if any of my friends had kids that young and bought them clothing from the Kardashian line (I assume there's some telltale logo visible on every garment), I would judge them. And probably need to stop talking to them.

This is a very touching moment, and I'm happy to have seen it.

This legitimately hurt my heart to watch.

Eeeeasy, Tiger.

Upon further review, yes—there are.

Having escorted Rory to the 2011 Masters, Wozniacki was unfazed by a final round collapse.

Peng Shuai was definitely out of harmony with her environment.

If they'd given her a few minutes to go to the locker room she could have returned to thunderous applause and won the match!

Maybe it was wishful thinking but I read the headline as

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

i gave up on the show after all the crapping on Jerry.

I don't like April. If she were a real person I would avoid her like the plague.

Oh, okay. Upton is the one who isn't attractive enough to deserve you.

I was excited that there would be a shout out for Begin Again, but I guess that's not Keira Knightley in the bottom left thumbnail. In any event, I'd pick that film as the Best Small Movie. A film that comes out of Sundance with the type of buzz that lends itself to reviewers feeling compelled to alert their readers…

While he doesn't seem to be a hardened, violent criminal, he's done more than just get busted for weed. He and a buddy broke into someone's home and he's got a bunch of probation violations from that incident. That's a bit more serious than getting busted lighting up a doobie in the park.

I watched almost non-stop from "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" to "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson," with a few nap breaks here and there. I don't want to remember how many times I was exposed to the Lionel Hutz-worthy ad for (800) BAD-DRUG (did your son grew boy boobs after using Risperdal?).