I don't need a GPS to find the party, because the party is right.fucking.here.

I thought she was supposed to be holding her hand up to smell the alcohol on her breath.

that ship sailed long ago, tho. Needs some new material...

These are Howard Stern fans we're talking about.

How embarrassing it must be to have your mugshot posted online — having already been arrested — only to find out that you look like Dan LeBatard.

"Anyone finds one that looks like Craggs, let us know."

If Dan Le Betard and the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman had a daughter and that girl had sex with Joe Pesci's son it would look like that guy.

Sorry, maybe next time.

First time I saw her was Follies in Concert at Avery Fisher Hall. RIP.

[wags]

"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."

* pat pat pat *

Ya, you just suck.

15 or so years ago I won a Stuart Scott bobblehead from ESPN.com. Right now it is stashed away in some box, but tomorrow I am going to find it and display it proudly. A small, probably meaningless, gesture, but cancer took my dad three years ago and Scott's speech floored me.

I cannot begin to tell you how much I have never cared about Stuart Scott. His broadcasting style has always grated on me to no end. But I would never wish cancer on anyone. And what spilled out of him on that stage demonstrated an eloquence I didn't think the man was capable of. Great speech, Stuart, and I wish…

Jimmy V once said you should do three things in a day 1) Think 2) Laugh 3) Have your emotions brought to tears. Stuart Scott took care of all of those for me (and likely many of us) tonight with his speech. Keep fighting the good fight brother, congrats.

I was surprised at hearing his genuine, heartfelt, non-talking head voice. It was wonderful. I'll make sure I remember this when he's spouting ESPN pablum like he's a muppet on adderall.

I'm unhappy with this headline.

"Is this a Boston racist thing?"