I've lost track. How many unwritten rules did he break?

Anyone competing in a game that actually means something?

You are either bad at sarcasm or an idiot. Either way, swing and a miss.

Glad they didn't take that time to honor Tony Gwynn or anything…

She actually replaced the competent Pam Oliver as the sideline reporter on FOX's #1 NFL team.

This will end the ASG meaning home field in the WS. As fans, it is our duty to make a huge deal of it. Maximum outrage. Maybe even get this result thrown out and get a head start.

You had me at kittens.

This was incredibly cute, thanks for sharing! - Colin (Team Bistro)

Meow, that IS purrrrrrfect.

I have the perfect control group to test this thing out on.

Listen Derek whoever you are. I knew Michael Jeter. I saw Michael Jeter on Broadway. And you, sir, are no Michael Jeter!

"Start clapping."

"Oh, you're right, Smithers; I guess I owe you a coke."

Also:

but Kim is helping push those impossible body standards onto women by electing to have her body altered, knowing full well girls (and some grown women) aspire to have a body like hers. She IS part of the reason women have these standards thrust upon them. She certainly isn't fat, but she also certainly isnt helping…

I had a crazy stalker. And you better motherfucking believe I own a shotgun now. I'm smart about it and I don't apologize for it. I'd rather the potential that something "go wrong" while I'm defending myself than while I'm defenseless.

That is true. But after having read what these crazy, stalker, weirdo, psychos are capable of, I recommend you take your destiny in your own hands and come out blasting.

The single woman's best friend.

The Jonas Brothers getting back together... I guess they ran out of money.