When humidity bloat and boob sweat are unbearable, I break out a maxi dress. I can feel glam in a maxi dress, like J-Lo:

I didn't realize how teeny she is either, until I saw this clip of her at Disneyland. She's just got the biggest face and eyes to make up for everything else :)

Dare I say that's.... purrrfect?

May I add to lawyercub's post and offer these little guys for additional kitty-squee?

Fight? No dear, there was no fighting. This was a fish (FYI: you) flailing on dry land for my amusement. You are under the mistaken belief I was invested in this back-and-forth as much as you were. The hallmark of a Stern type: You overestimate your importance to others.

It could have been worse.

I'm sorry you feel belittled by being out-debated. Again, this is likely why you have dedicated your afternoon to advocating on behalf of Howard Stern. Perhaps in the future, you'd do better to stick to your grade level. I'm thinking a public school sixth would be more manageable for you?

Wow, so much to parse here. Even though your reply exists only in the vacuum of dismissed comments, allow me to rebut your massive stupidity for the sake of possibly imparting an iota of intelligence into that small, tiny, dysfunctional little brain.

It's a commenting MC Escher painting! :)

I agree and just to make clear, my annoyed tone was aimed at the OP, not sklenice. I was just piggybacking her/his sentiment :)

For dessert, I presume the menu offers "Just Tetanus."

And really, of all the animal "obsessions" to have, one would think that animal care and welfare would be one no one could (or would) bat an eye at. It isn't like this gentleman said, "When I'm gone, please spend $800,000 to turn my estate into a shrine dedicated to the memory of the beloved Whiskers McPawington."

"$800,000? Pffft. I don't get out of bed for less than that every day."

Did you notice how s/he referred to the giver as "obsessed" and having "out of place priorities"?

I am all for the humane society and caring for our pets/animals, as long as no one actually provides any money to do so.

Given that it took place in the vacuum of dismissed comments? I don't give two shits. But keep on knuckledragging this out, partner. You're a true credit to the career of Howard Stern.

Don't forget all the hair tossing they'd be doing!

Perhaps, but we don't know and he isn't saying. In any case, the time for sympathy for whatever hypothetical abuse he went through has passed, and been surpassed by the horror he inflicted on countless young men who had the misfortune of falling into Jerry Sandusky's orbit.

Very very nice, I like!

Hey, you plug "hippo dancing .gif" into Google, you go with what you get ! :)