Do you make more money when you reply to your own spam?

"Uncomfortable"? That's an awfully odd conclusion given that I haven't said about my "comfort" level in relation to that little stunt.

Of course! We live in an age of palate-cleansing kitty .gifs.

"troll people like you"

"Surely there are criminal lawyers in Bristol County?"

I thought she was okay up until she sniffed Kim and Kourtney's snatches.

Me too. He deserves all the snuggles, kitty kisses and cat treats his heart desires.

While this post emphasizes the issue with guards and Sheriff Hodgson, the stronger part of the transfer request relates to the travel burden his location at Bristol is creating for his attorneys now that they are juggling multiple indictments in different venues.

Well, let's see. Last week outside Boston, some asshole beat a cat with a baseball bat because his ex-girlfriend told him that the cat scratched her granddaughter. The guy stormed over to her apartment, specifically intending to injure (or kill) the cat - he said on the phone he'd "take care of it" - while the ex…

Sweet - both for Steenburgen, and that this points to how the show can loop Pornstache back in. His presence was sorely missed during season two. Sorry Bennett, you and Daya are complete snores.

He was found not guilty, which is not the same as "innocent."

"North's famous newlywed parents reportedly did not join her for her journey, as Kanye was jetting from France to Miami this week. Kardashian had flown to New York with her daughter, but then jetted off to France for one day."

I'd snuggle my kitty but he's being aloof (!) and curled up in a corner behind a bookcase. Damn him for denying me my god-given right to snuggle :)

Well now I feel bad for zoning out during the local news while they were airing some goats-in-Boston related story earlier today.

Oh dear. Sounds like an aspiring Cat Marnell II. I can't wait for the tales of doing angel dust at age ten with a social worker from CPS and being kicked out of Jack's Firehouse on a Tuesday afternoon after downing too many Chambord Kamikazes and stripping down to just a thong.

Good god. That's really sad. Between her comments and the picture (and the OKCupid profile it led me to with its collection of images) that is just unfortunate. Hopefully someone in her physical orbit got wind of it and stepped in, or tried to. :/ Thank you so much for contacting Gawker and letting me know what you…

Every time I hear or read a quote from her railing against toxins (in support of her anti-vax stance), I wonder if her doctor has ever explained to Jenny what Botox contains.

Those lyrics did nothing for me and I was prepared to be the one who truly had not heard that song. Googled those words, found the song title, Spotified it up and was doing just fine until the 1:08 mark. Damn you!