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I should not be laughing at that as hard as I am, but here we are.

I’m a bleeds-yellow Bruins fan, so obviously I’m hopeful to not see the Blues win this thing. But... both long-term and in the scope of just this season’s events, what a story they’ve been. I wanted the Sharks out of the picture specifically because I want to see the Blues do well, and not get knocked off by another

“The spirited debate over whether Tommen’s eating of dinner leftovers at 2 AM constitutes a ‘meal’ or simply ‘a snack’, nor whether if a meal it is a separate one or simply a continuation of the dinner that produced said leftovers, is absolutely legendary to scholars seeking knowledge of both historical minutiae and

“Breaking news, ESPN has confirmed through sources that the NHL is still a thing.”

I can beat that. Up until burning his own kid, I was all-in for Team Stannis. When your top advisor pops a shadow demon out of her hoo-hah to kill your rivals for you, you’ve got a leg up on the rest of the field... or at least, you SHOULD.

“It mentions Drogon burning down King’s Landing for about a paragraph in the prologue, but then spends sixteen chapters explaining what taxes and tariffs were affected by the destruction, and how the price of spices varied over the next five years.”

Gasp. You don't say.

“I nominate myself.”

+Vladimir Putin in funny-nose glasses+

“...damn, maybe I SHOULD take that job after all.”

...this is how Drew hurt his head, isn’t it?

Many years ago, during a hockey game, I was a 14-year-old idiot on ice skates. I took my eyes off the puck for a moment. My coaches always told me to never do that- as a goalie, they kind of want you to know what’s going on with that thing. But I did- it was to see where a particularly problematic opposing winger was

That... is a bold statement. I don’t agree at all (the second half of S3 and S4 were just awful, to me anyway) but I salute you for standing by it anyway.

I live in Washington DC.

They definitely learned lessons from their first time around- all the troubles Division 1 had, it seems like they made direct attempts to avoid the same problems (unlike, say, Destiiny 2, which felt like history repeating itself early on). I’m very impressed with what Ubisoft did with this one, and that they’re

In effect, the devs for Rage 2 were even bored and disappointed by the end of the first game, and decided not to waste their time on it.

“Hold ‘X’ to dump in lake”

I have no idea what they’ll do with one episode left, but I’m still all-in for the reign of King Hot Pie. Long may he serve the people.

My reaction to my wife was “FINALLY, someone in King’s Landing recognized arguably the most famous face in the city wandering around!”

Signed,