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A pack of Horny Goat Weed and a fidget spinner please.

"I'm going to stay with my mother. Don't bother sending any ravens."

I'm calling it now: next episode will open with the Night King performing Anything Goes in Mandarin. The Hound will open fire and chaos will erupt and Jon will chase the Horn of Joramun as it gets kicked around the ground by the group of panicked, fleeing wights.

Common misconception, but it's actually pronounced "Barry Zuckerkorn".

What do I need to talk for? To blab to the neighbors about how Spicer has a new fem-Trump friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how Spicer is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and the President of the United States? See now, I've done all that…..

And he'll never be royal! (Roooooooyaaaaal) It don't run in his blood

You're not my fucking mother, Ernie!

It's because he's a vampire and most cameras can't capture his image. That was why there was a big kerfuffle about simultaneously filming The Room on multiple types of cameras. It was only in editing many sources together that they were able to capture his corporeal form

It seems to me like you're not the EXPERT, Mark!

Anyway, how's your comment section?

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

I know I shouldn't admit to this level of ignorance, what with being the former Lieutenant Governor of California and all, but I think I missed what's going on with Kamala Harris. Care to fill me in?

Trump supporters got outraged when NPR tweeted the Declaration of Independence 140 characters at a time on Independence Day. They didn't recognize the out of context quotes and thought they were attacks on Trump. Which, I mean, they were, but only because Trump's very being is an assault on American ideals.

Found Kathy Griffin's Disqus account.

I lean toward hate it, but there we are.

Ok, real talk though, I'm still lightweight heart broken that Todd Vanderwerff isn't around anymore.

Sarah Paulson as Ernie

And yet they still haven't posted the amateur Newswire report I submitted, Buffy the Hopes and Dreams Slayer: Sarah Michelle Gellar's Heartless Refusal to Lift Her Restraining Order Against Me

I can think of very few actresses that are more suited to a role like Martha than Staunton. I imagine she would be absolutely amazing.