No Pachirisu. 0/10

“Sarah Huckabee Sanders: ‘[Americans] Knew What They Were Getting When They Voted for Donald Trump’”
Absolutely. That’s why most Americans DIDN’T vote for him. Damn the Electoral College to the deepest pits of Hyades.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

I think he’d make a great tag team partner with Unprincipled Pragmatist.

Only 22 million? That’s not good enough, the GOP won’t rest until it’s 220 million dying because of no insurance!

She’s like the original AHCA

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Uhh, Steve? I think there is an adage about stones and glass houses that applies to you here...

We don’t have a dedicated ICE policing force. If people are violent criminals and also illegally present in the country, both issues are dealt with between the police, judicial and civil immigration authorities/courts. If people are living entirely peacefully and never attract the attention of any enforcement agency…

It’s a fool’s hope, but I wish the next President abolishes ICE altogether. Just because the President unleashes your shackles doesn’t mean you lose basic decency.

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

There was one line that I will always remember because it resonated with me and my family. The Conners just had their power turned off for lack of payment and Roseanne said, “Middle class was nice” As a family that had its power turned off on mulitple occasions it was a nice bit of reality.

I genuinely do not understand how you would do it from behind (either on all fours or lying down) and not have the dude see your butthole at some point? Like, how?

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

This is the future that liberals want.

That literally is not what asylum is. Asylum is for people who are present in the United States and are asking to not be deported back to their home countries. Check out 8 USC 1158: “Any alien who is physically present in the United States or who arrives in the United States ... irrespective of such alien’s status…

Your family’s bullshit pipe dream is not superior by virtue of the fact they were here “earlier”. And because you were quite possibly a consequence of their good fortune, why don’t you shut the fuck up, count your blessings and call it a day. There is more than enough for everyone, asshole. This country is far from…

You have no idea how our foreign policy works. You are a perfect example of the failure of our educational system and media to create an informed citizenry.