I disagree, because these two people are the exact sort who would watch Fox News and need threat appeals.

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But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

That’s why Trump is going to win this election.

It was the egyptians, they used a base 12 counting system instead of base 10 as we do

The mustard gas. Trenchfoot. Seeing your best friend blown to bits by the Krauts, his face nothing but a mangled hole where once was a man. Teabagging.

No, good humor is ice cream.

Fear not, the Powerpuff Girls live in the city of Townsville, this Townsville is an unincorporated community. Besides, the article doesn’t mention that the day has been saved.

I opt to have the Mountain be my champion.

If I won this I would donate my punch to an NFL linebacker.

Good trump description. Also, my phone won’t capitalize “trump” because it knows.

“Vengeful Reaping Man” *looks up* “Youth Boy’s Costume”

That Trump Nose Suck supercut was such a tribute to your Rubio dry-lip-smack supercut I almost cried because nostalgia but also I did irl gag because gross.

Yeah he got hit with a down air, then spiked out of the arena. He couldn’t escape the final smash.

I feel weird, because all of the old Kinja people I know seem to be like, no1curr? What is this drama? He had some posts? He did that gross thing that men on Jezebel usually do? Fuck Nilla for making this non-entity something that anyone cares about?

You can’t possibly think I’m going to believe that you created “Fuck Squid” to help this person. Good lord. Well, I’m going to do what others are apparently incapable of doing and ignore the rest of this.

I’m not getting involved in the mess. If he’s really terrible, report him and move on. I don’t understand why a person would trouble themselves more than that.

I guess I will be headed to the grays at some point too. That said, I have censored myself at times on Jezebel. Actually, if I remember correctly, I was once kicked back into the grays after an acrimonious “debate” I had over a . . . oh what was it called again. . . gamer gate. yes it was an article about gamer gate.

I’m still not sure how this has anything to do with Brad Pitt, can we please stay on task? i know you’re new to Jezebel but here we like to focus on things that things that matter. this isn’t Gawker 2 with makeup tips. i really just want to see pictures of people’s cats