You’re not clever.

Why the fuck do people cheat at games? If you’re cheating, YOU AREN’T PLAYING THE GAME. No achievements are your own, and you’re just a hollow, shriveled up, little peanut of a person, who no one will ever love, and you will die alone.

mfw reading the replies

Are they...OVERreacting?

I’ve been seeing her all weekend on Netflix. She’s taken over my life and I’m ok with that. also, how freaking awesome is Stranger Things? I have one more episode left. So. Good.

This is now the most reliable way to find a Pokémon.

Consults “The Art of the Comeback” ... ArcSky has lost all credibility. Terrible at commenting. Obviously biased.

I know, right? We pay so much to use this service, and this is what we get? Coupled with the fact that Kinja’s personal military threatens my life daily to click and read every link, it’s getting to be a bit problematic and overwhelming.

Wiener is not in retirement: He’s in exile.

The real question though is whether Carlos Danger will come out of retirement.

Fixed.

More importantly, did she get a picture of Snorlax next to Beyonce?

That is what usually what happens when you do the opposite of your job.

Considering what she's being accused of, she probably should've left that bit about Hillary out of the letter.

Nintendo also remembers the time you got drunk and hit that old lady. How about you go buy that Nintendo Mini Classic and Nintendo forgets all about it.