There is only one qualified candidate.

Hmmmm... Seems to me if we consolidate those percentages right then it’s actually 51% of people who prefer a giant meteor hitting the earth.

Personally, I am setting aside the giant meteor option for November 9th, 2016.

Ok then, I guess I shouldn’t question you. Clearly you have all the answers to everything. Have fun!

First...did you watch the video? It doesn’t play well (maybe it’s more obvious to me because I’ve played a lot of Splatoon, but that game looks ridiculously sluggish compared to it). Second...a lot of the art and sounds/music are directly ripped off of Splatoon. Third, despite that, it looks and sounds kinda bad. It…

And lights it’s clove cigarettes with this

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Shattoon

I don’t know if it counts as mimicking if you’re clearly just flat out taking art assets directly from the game you’re copying. It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if they were also decompiling the games and taking and modifying the code.

Naw, Torbjorn is the perfect leather biker bear:

Hey Shigeru! Shigeru! It’s your cousin, John. John Miyamoto. You know that unique look and gameplay style you’ve been trying to find?!!

Well, look at this.

Plot Twist: Zenyatta. Gay-Robo-Sexual.

Twist, there is only one straight character. It is Bastion.

It’ll be funny if that’s why him and Reaper hate each other now- they’re just a pair of bitter exs.

Actually its Road Hog. Hes obviously a leather bear with his twinky gimp Junkrat .

It’s pretty obvious Zarya likes Mei - she flirts with her during the pre-fight interaction / banter:

Surprise: It’s actually Soldier 76.

Semper Cri

You know when people profile, like, serial killers or whatever? Like “This person is probably a male in his late 40s, bad relationship with his mother, insecure, poorly educated but prone to snobbery and delusions of grandeur...”