This seems more like “hold my beer” than “this actually happened.”

Jezebel: I want to believe

Now I’m worried that Jorah is going to kill Arya somehow in the next episode.

You beat me to it! Ha! Love it. I want to be Lyanna Mormont when I grow up.

“I’d love to be in your movie, but you know, I’m just not black enough. Here’s a list of much blacker people you can call.”

I cannot stand Gawkers far left one sidedness

The second amendment is 1700s legal speak for the police force. While you’re saying ‘shall not be infringed,’ don’t forget ‘the right of the people,’ which is the same people as in “The People V OJ Simpson.” The people of the united states have the right to form militias to protect their localities as it is necessary…

1) No right is absolute

Although a document written hundreds of years ago when people had single-fire muskets couldn’t possibly predict assault weapons in the hands of every citizen. Also, what happened to the “well regulated” part?

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

I’m a gay man and I lost my fiancee to a brutal car accident just days ago. I’m still in shock and my grieving process is going through all sorts of motions. Sudden death is the worst heartbreak. I feel for the victims and their families and friends.

I had to have it explained to me too, but a Gawker user said it really well and clearly earlier today. THEN I was like, “Okay this is pretty funny.”

The Vox quote sums it up really well. It’s what you say to someone who makes a really terrible pun or tries to land some snarky burn but fails completely. It’s the twitter joke version of

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY.

SAM BEE WITH THE KNOCKOUT.