That’s what they are thinking but they are fucking idiots. This will not hurt the Republicans at all, but it is the only silver lining Democrats can hope for. If they saw the world as it actually worked and felt some responsibility for any of their failures, they would all kill themselves. Instead, the Republicans…

I wish next time they meet, some guy with overalls and no shirt carts out ice cold cans of poisoned piss for the republicans to shotgun. The democrats then sing “Suicide is Painless” and lick the poison piss off the chins of the dead republicans.

“So the president is putting up metal brackets along the existing border planter boxes so Mexicans can’t grind on then with their skateboards?”

That’s what a weal alpha gowilla sounds like. Making fun of his voice is weverse sexist.

That video cost taxpayers 125 million to produce.

This is going to kill his 2016 campaign.

Literally every bad human being has a fucked up supervillain origin story, and nearly every good person does too. Like you said it doesn’t excuse anything.

I’m all ears.

When did she reach left? Her immediate dismissal of their ideas and pivot to the “middle” is what pissed them off.

I think it’s criminal the airlines regularly overbook flights and then charge the no-shows anyway, which they rely on so they don’t have to call in storm troopers to drag people off planes.

I wondered if there was some sort of technical difficulty to switching on captions. I’d hope that if the theater sent someone out to explain the situation they could take 20 minutes or whatever to get it figured out and other patrons wouldn’t have a fit.

Bonnie swooped in like a super hero. That ending was so good.

I’m joking, but I think he did get impaled on some rebar. I think it was roped off for construction.

The stairs were roped off because they accidentally poured the concrete with a bunch of knives sticking out of it.

Well, it’s not the fault of the writers or artists on those comics. Some of the new characters they’ve made in the last ten years have been really really good. Boring whines about crossovers aside (put a pin in this for a sec), Marvel has been cranking out some of the best new comics ever in recent years, and if…

This is the Netflix Iron Fist show.

Oh my god, they got to Alex Jones too.

Literal rats will come poring out from underneath her royal skirt and whisper into the ear of every British citizen that the Queen is dead, and the first person to grab the crown and sit on the Throne of Power is the new queen.

Marvel totally picked the right Captain Marvel.

I’ve been playing Secret Hitler for years, but back in my day we called it the Knockout Game.