You have a Liberal Arts Degree?

#1 is rough.....I had the same nickname in middle school. My life was hell.

As the old saying goes: She has as much trouble asserting dominance as a chairless lion in the wilderness.

Where do lions get their chairs?

It's not funny if I have to spell it out for you, Leslie / Linda.

I think you mean Dave

Don’t feel bad Drew. You’re not alone. She obviously hates punctuation as well.

I feel like I’m 25.

Cause he ‘s not very good anymore, and no one outside of LA ever liked him.

J

Too risky? They were risking a 3-1 loss vs. a 2-1 loss?

That shit right there, that's funny.

I agree your presumption of his logic.
Women’s sports are about as interesting as middle school boy’s sports; speed and power are equivalent as well.

The general lack of defensive marking makes contact significantly less.

So he’s Anakin Skywalker.....

Picture thief.

Whatever. That bull knew what he was getting into the second he signed the contract.

Ridiculous. Bulls don't have the opposable thumbs required for using a mouse.

Look for a large payment.

Novelties like banana babies?