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I’m just gonna ask... was she vaccinated? Not seeing that information here or on the GoFundMe page.

Jokes don’t “have” to be funny (there are lots of unfunny boring jokes out there), but they do need something resembling a punchline to qualify being called a joke in the first place.

Russians seems to personally imploding over the Ukraine war in a fashion very very similar to how GOPers lost their minds over Trump’s loss. It became this weird doubling down on their belief system that leaks into every aspect of their lives whether the situation calls for it or not.

People have died from drinking too much water - it’s called ‘water intoxication’ - so don’t get all ‘more is better!’ on that.

The only reason to ever drink a gallon/per day is if you’re doing manual labor in the desert, and even then you need to be replacing the electrolytes you lose through sweat. So ‘pure water’

Wait, why hadn’t they met her wife yet? No wedding or did they refuse to go?

Their marriage is toxic. And the only reason we know this is because of Red Table Talk.

Will Smith needs serious simp-ter-vention.

My wife’s in for a big surprise the next time she accepts my offer of a Snickers bar.

The Red Table is some toxic bullshit. 

You know what would put a stop to shit like this?  Prison time for fraud for the owner and general manager. 

Yep. It’s their version of click-bait. Instead of saying “An Alternate Way To Peel A Banana” they have to make it sound divisive and aggressive by saying “You’ve Been Peeling Your Bananas Wrong”.

this is a pretty bad take, almost every recipe I’ve ever encountered has stated “season to taste” because we all have different preferences when it comes to the level of seasoning we like.

Food should be well-seasoned already

I know this is just the way this whole family of sites are going, but I find it a real bummer the increase of headlines/articles to the effect of “this is the only right way” or “you’re doing it wrong”. It seems unnecessarily divisive and more mean-spirited than the culture/style that got me to read the Takeout in the

Let’s not and say we did

Dear celebrities,

Morbidity positivity. What an age we live in.

Or don’t.

...every chair she’s ever sat in!

I wish she find a different signature look. Her ass out has worn out 🤦🏽‍♂️