Just going to say that while I’m ensuring he knows canon, my 8yo loves current Simpsons too and I’m seeing it anew through his eyes. It’s not all great, but it’s not all terrible either.

Well, yes an no. Modern firearms theology says to keep your guns locked up when not in use, but that is far from a universal agreement. Some people like this nut feel unsafe unless they have instant access to a loaded “gun” at all times. Which is nonsense of course, but it’s a common point of view.

I’d make it an 8 step process, because I’m not missing the chance to spit in that motherfucker’s drink.

I am surprised to learn that Mom has been on the air for eight seasons (time truly isn’t real) and that it apparently often featured a clear-eyed focus on addiction and inter-generational trauma. My bad for seeing the interstitial ads on TV and writing it off as a lazy “My mom is so wacky — she says what’s on her mind…

Agreed.

OMG am I looking forward to this movie! The book was so shocking in the detailing of what was an institutional and locally-systematic genocidal robbery that, in Scorsese’s hands should become a modern masterpiece that puts everyone in Oklahoma to shame! And Plemons has a good face for who he'll portray!

Can we meet you halfway? Please stop writing about her?

Yeah, they should probably chill on the “SHE NEVER SAID SHE WAS GONNA SUE!” shit. This is one of my favorite websites, but it’s also where I read about the possibility of her suing. 

So you use your social media platform and tell your story.

You mean you dont come to these sites to have reddit and tik tok posts stretched out into 300 word “articles” mashed between dildo and amazon ads? 

6 articles about her story in 9 days is hardly “leaving her alone”

Eh, The Root got a little too much mileage out of this shitshow to start moralizing at folks now. You weren’t turning away those clicks.  

Rest in piss, buddy!

I heard he died from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Goodbye. 

It’s weird, I don’t remember conservatives saying “keep politics out of sports” when Rush was, for some reason, part of the Sunday Night Football team.

I understand the reflex to defend Riri but that’s friggen silly.

“To be fair, while Hinduism, widely recognized as the oldest religion in the world, originated from and is an integral part of Indian culture, its religiosity has also been disputed”

I am similarly reminded of a different quote.  When Kenneth Lay, evil overlord of Enron, died, Henry Rollins quipped:  “Good.  Stay dead, motherfucker.”