the video is entertaining. the song is meh. but in general when i see Cardi B all i think is “ As a country we have fallen so far from Beyonce. Can we ever return?”

I’m just way too old for this nonsense. Enjoy, kids! 

Wow, you’re right. She’s even on their album covers, in addition to being credited in liner notes as a performer. They did her dirty.

She deserves much better than they have given her over the years. 

Let’s not pretend this is the equivalent of a Buddhist monk setting himself on fire in protest. This man was deeply troubled and latched onto an ideology in the last throws of his life. It contributes nothing to the progress of Black people or criminal justice reform.  

So does this mean he’s dropped his demand for an apology from Viacom for his firing and full Wild ‘n’ Out ownership, or that he got them?

Her mom (?) was like, Jessica? No, too common but I like the ‘essica’ part. Hmmm, Bessica, Cessica, Dessica...Ressica, Sessica, Tessica—bingo! That’s it! Tessica has just the right ring to it!

I’m not saying a word about this chile. I learned the hard way that people who pronounce month as “munt” can fight. Paradoxically, her lashes, contacts and clear obsession with “lotta hair” tell me she is fragile. Send help immediately.

I think it's fun that he did this but I can't imagine anything dumber than spending millions on a piece of carbon

The late, great Patrice O’Neal once told a fabulous story about his girlfriend getting in the face of some guy while they were at the mall; Patrice (6'4", near 300 if not over 300 lbs) was some distance away, saw what was happening and came their way, but when he got close to them, he intentionally kept walking. His…

I have anger issues that I am currently working through in therapy. In the same exact same way that being drunk isn’t an excuse for saying/doing unacceptable things, neither is being angry. You either have the level of bigotry internalized in you or you don’t.

Thank CHRIST there are still some sensible people in this country. Also, who yells the N word in pain? Who? Liar liar pants on fire.

Not sure why this still needs to be said, but apparently it does: fellow white people, don’t use that word. Don’t say it in public, don’t say it in private, don’t say it to yourself. Just. Don’t. Say. It. Ever.

The real loser in this whole thing is her husband.  We just have to put up with several seconds of her. He’s got to put up with that 24/7.   

PG-13. Boo. And just, why?

I’ll be honest, the moment Wesley Snipes arrived in the trailer, I was all in on his character. Just everything about that general was awesome.

When did Akeem have time to sleep with Leslie Jones in the original?

In many cases (a lot of businesspeople), it’s because giving people who work for them the short end of stick is how they get a bunch of money. If you’re the sort of person who cares about your employees, and about fairness and decency and keeping your word, it’s a lot harder to become insanely rich. Not impossible,…

It’s the best way to STAY a millionaire. Getting $1 million isn’t that hard. You’ll very likely make that much in your lifetime (34 years at $30k a year is over $1 million).