But she was really only baking bread the whole time. Now you know how Shyamalan's Julie and Julia would have ended. Oh, and spatulas have taken their benign plastic form only to rob us of life. We would have been doomed long ago, were it not for our ancient galactic allies, the spork.

If only we were able to figure out _why_. It's like he's an unreadable message in code.

If only we were able to figure out _why_. It's like he's an unreadable message in code.

Well, his dating profile user name is "Little Kid Lover".

Well, his dating profile user name is "Little Kid Lover".

Nothing makes a girl's heart swoon like hearing her perfume is cheap and she's an easy lay.

Nothing makes a girl's heart swoon like hearing her perfume is cheap and she's an easy lay.

God, the thieving monkey again. ALWAYS with the thieving monkey. You just know whenever two teenagers try to have sex, a thieving monkey will suddenly show up.

God, the thieving monkey again. ALWAYS with the thieving monkey. You just know whenever two teenagers try to have sex, a thieving monkey will suddenly show up.

"This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious
neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream."

"This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious
neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream."

Yes, it's the alternative universe where Bon Jovi doesn't exist, which leads me to conclude the Nazis won World War II and Heather Locklear married a non-Richie Sambora guitarist.

Yes, it's the alternative universe where Bon Jovi doesn't exist, which leads me to conclude the Nazis won World War II and Heather Locklear married a non-Richie Sambora guitarist.

It indicates that their eyesight is poor enough to be physically attracted to Kevin James.

It indicates that their eyesight is poor enough to be physically attracted to Kevin James.

This already got a brief mention, from ZorroMeansFox, but I'll put in the chronological re-cut of Godfather I + II which sometimes shows up still on TV. I think of it as the ominous predecessor to Lucas' tinkering, a brilliant director seemingly unable to see essential details that makes his movies work. In Godfather…

This already got a brief mention, from ZorroMeansFox, but I'll put in the chronological re-cut of Godfather I + II which sometimes shows up still on TV. I think of it as the ominous predecessor to Lucas' tinkering, a brilliant director seemingly unable to see essential details that makes his movies work. In Godfather…

Agree with Greenstreet and Welles. I'll toss Lawrence Tierney as another candidate among the dead. With living actors, I could see Vincent D'Onfrio or Ving Rhames doing equal or better work to Duncan.

Agree with Greenstreet and Welles. I'll toss Lawrence Tierney as another candidate among the dead. With living actors, I could see Vincent D'Onfrio or Ving Rhames doing equal or better work to Duncan.