Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

#yolo? Might as well ask me where the beef is.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Sure, a major Baptist university has been systematically silencing and ignoring sexual assaults on campus, but the REAL problem here is that the woman bringing attention to the problem has insufficiently pure motivations.

Are you for real?! Mariah can’t even fucking walk without two aides to hold her up.

I think their both fantastic actors, and I will watch the shit out of Sherlock, Thor, or anything else they’re in. But given the chance to fuck one of them, I’m going to take a hard pass.

They are both so sexually unappealing to me, I just don’t get it. Every time I look at Cumberbatch, all I can think is that aesthetically he would have made an excellent Voldemort.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.