No, I expect you to die.

whereas i am holding out for the SNL Adobe!

21st century update: If this van’s a chargin’, don’t come bargin’

‘Feck’ will always be. Can’t change it.

I’m infriending you.

And if you get caught, you didn’t try hard enough.

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’.

He’s probably more of a GasBuddy person

you ain’t fuckin’ metal unless you got a clutch pedal

You men the BMW car? Or the BMW owner?

Clever girl

“That one... when she looks at you, you can see she’s working things out.”

The interior is claimed to be roach-free. Apparently the interiors of BMWs are so well sealed that you can submerge it in the ocean and literally drive it under water. Driving it from CA to HI doesn’t seem so far fetched...

Not if you chew the beans and wash them down with scalding water.

Yeah, I have a weird soft spot for the Murano CrossCabriolet.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

The Road Kill guys will read this and shed a tear at the collapse of American manhood. Three whole hours, you poor thing!

Are you talking about Ice-T rapping as a cop killer or as an actor playing a cop?