No, I expect you to die.

whereas i am holding out for the SNL Adobe!

Disney killed the old books. But every comic,novel and tv show that comes out now is canon.

21st century update: If this van’s a chargin’, don’t come bargin’

‘Feck’ will always be. Can’t change it.

I’m infriending you.

Now the story of a Spice Smuggler who dumped everything overboard and the Wookie who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s Han Solo’s Arresting Development.

And if you get caught, you didn’t try hard enough.

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’.

Remember how the Empire ran solely on statue power?

He’s probably more of a GasBuddy person

you ain’t fuckin’ metal unless you got a clutch pedal

You men the BMW car? Or the BMW owner?

Clever girl

“That one... when she looks at you, you can see she’s working things out.”

yes they do!, yes they do! who knows they’re good boys and good girls? they do!

I had no idea this monument existed and somehow I knew the Civil War existed. How did that happen?

I guess all I’m trying to say is that if the Confederacy didn’t want to be called a bunch of losers they shouldn’t have lost

Not if you chew the beans and wash them down with scalding water.