I love everything about it... NP

That’s an MSRP argument; this issue is about an obscene dealer markup.

Looks like something which should jump out of the chest of a Deception.

Regarding slide #2:

“There’s a screen on the floor that can project riverbeds or clear skies.”

Must have been a low-flying Pelican.

Everything except Sally Fields

I’m sure it has nothing to do with their lucidicrous prices.

Wait, so an article about fuel efficient SUVs spent more time talking about non-hybrid SUVs?

Weird that you have a photo of the X6 instead of the XM.

#floridakid

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Sure but confrontal cortex is just sitting on the joke shelf for anyone to grab.

They’ll do it before making good rear visibility as well.

“go back to the DNA of what made the original first few seasons of The Walking Dead so good: keeping the stories singular and focused.”

So your proposal is to trade range anxiety for charger location anxiety?

“You’ll also notice how there isn’t any center seat belt. So the presence of a fold down armrest and lack of a seat belt and the floor console show’s that it isn’t a seat at all sadly and is just a cool design feature.”

That Wagoneer is ridiculous. It has window bezels and frit like a 90s laptop.

“Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch” is obviously a Welsh Special Edition.

That kick-up appears more of a small detail than part of the belt line; the beltline still has strong horizontal lines. Now the Lincoln MKT had a belt line pickup. But yeh, the rest of your assessment is spot on. Generic, bland, and ultimatly forgetable.