The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Earth is really far away.

What’s behind me, is not important!

Dry-clean only.

That just sounds like a sex-position for couples who like Snuggies.

Nice Blazerstang.

Are you willing to pay NASA prices for your car?

That Lexus is going to age about as well as a 2005 Celica.

Technically, it should only get one.

I get that “boomer” is an internet pejorative, but do New Zealanders even call that generation ‘Baby Boomers’?

I consider this a Volvo in the same way that I consider the Lexus LFA a Toyota.

Nissan Pulsar NX

The 3D rendering comes courtesy of the AllCarNews Instagram account, calling the car by its long-rumored name, Mach-E, which may just be a guess, and citing “insiders” for feedback on the final design of the car.

The only acceptable shared name is “Mustang Sally”.

The Cayenne isn’t called the “911 Cross”. Now it’s possible that Ford won’t call it the “Mustang Something”.

At ;east they aren’t calling it a Coupe Utility Vehicle.

All they say is please keep your parts and try to make the mod reversible. I can totally see why you’re outraged...good job. /s

Yep. Blazer is a pretty cool name for a crossover.

That case is pretty epic-dermis.

So ‘The Black Primadonna’ didn’t know Amazon was hosting the Amazon festival?