Normally when you park like a douche, all you get is a photo shaming you on Jalopnik.

No I mean the transmission issues which happen with regular use and maintenance. Of course, if he’s just looking for a van for the trip it won’t be an issue unless he buys an already affected vehicle, but if he is looking for something longer term it is something to be aware of.

Older and you’re risking the well known transmission issues.

I like the low, wide, fastback of the newest generation, but I prefer the previous shark snout.

Turnt up for aluminum.

...Thats expensive wood.

Yeah...’smart device’ my ass.

Not sure which is going to be worse; the punishment from their superiors, or the nicknames from their peers. The latter are definitely going to last longer.

That my Mustang looks like a Honda Accord coupe. :D

In the interest of attracting a younger demographic.

Too bad they support what people don’t want in a grille. Holy christ...the front of that Avalon is a mess. Its a shame because despite being a bit meh, previous Avalons were nicely designed.

Why wouldn’t you keep a car past six years?

What a relief, we all know that cars get more reliable as they age past 6 years.

Yo dawg I heard you like yourself...

While I generally like round grille lights, I have to say that I dig the RTR ones .

Spoiler alert dude.

Well rational minds... and a second-person-requirement to initiate that alert.

Jokes about the name aside, that is clever.

Jokes about the name aside, that is clever.

Looks safe enough, hopefully no one drinks from a can of coke.

Oi... Up Scumbag!!!!