this is amazing

You left out Rob! This is so on point.

Nailed it!

Thank you for this, I think I agree, I have difficulty assigning that 2nd/3rd spot in the power ranking. Also agree Caitlyn is a distant last place - nothing to do with her being transgender (if anything, she gets slight bonus points for the effort to raise awareness for the cause, though it often seems naive or…

“It’s not easy, but I don’t miss myself anymore. Sometimes my biggest complaint is that I am way too much here. But I know I have found the right person to allow close when I stop worrying so much. There is no coercion needed. No complicity drug required. The whole internal battle fades and gets replaced by a fine…

Does Jill Zarin think she’s somebody?

I was wondering that too, it’s a pretty obvious injury.

I’m so sorry that happened to you.

That shit is so expensive, right? I got my teeth knocked out as a kid and they basically outfitted me with souped up porcelain veneers. Those don’t last forever and I really need to get them redone but it’s like $2500 per tooth and insurance claims that they don’t have to pay because it’s “cosmetic.” ughhhhh. So I am…

First, I hope the journalists are supported and strengthened by the public, their employers, families, friends, and strangers. This is a horrific thing to endure and their wellbeing is the most important piece of the fallout from this incident. They deserve bonuses, time off, therapy (if they need it), and a big…

“I want my unborn son to be like my daddy/I want my husband to be like my daddy/ There is no one else like my daddy/ And I thank you for loving me.”

I love Maleficersei. She plans to be a great villain now Ramsey’s gone.

Let me guess: He fucked the nanny?

you are vastly underappreciated

I hate to be this person...but I don’t get it...and from the responses you’re getting...I really want to. haha

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

LOL I remember that post—what a mess. Just checked it out and it doesn’t even look like the correction is acknowledged, even though Jez had to Frankenstein’s Monster a measured take.

Errrr...wasn’t it a Jezebel writer (I’m forgetting which one) who wrote an entire post about this topic without any clue that BL was referencing the Sir Mix-a-lot song?

We each have a small, quiet, nosy voice on social media to use—for whatever that’s worth. Your two cents says “nothing to see here, folks, this seemingly nice person seems to be going through what I went through with motherhood.”

Yes. I try not to be a concern troll, because it’s useless and judgmental. But I will say this much - I saw those pictures four years ago and I remember them still. Even though a fuckload of paparazzi pictures have entered my brain since then.