That was late June—I was back for the Fourth and will be there for the week of Carnival! Plenty of Jenner-free Ptown experiences this summer.

I was in Provincetown while she was there earlier this summer—huge entourage, bodyguards, I believe a police escort at one point. Didn’t talk to anyone. Nobody wanted to talk to her. Mind you, this is a place where the likes of John Waters, Andy Cohen, Cheyanne Jackson, famous drag queens, and whatever other gay power…

You’re wrong because you believe Islamophobia can be separated from race and gender discrimination against Arab women. On an AIRPLANE. Good lord. Don’t you think unhinged anti-Muslim rhetoric fuels the racism and sexism women in Islam face? This is not “this thing and this thing and not the other.” This is all of the…

Suggesting that this girl might have a form of sex addiction is not outrageous, offensive, or inappropriate. She’s describing a compulsion to have sex that disturbs her, makes her uncomfortable, and that she feels powerless to control. That’s basically all the criteria required to go check out an SLAA meeting and see…

I love independent schools. I went to an independent prep school and worked on the fundraising/development team after college. Our endowment was about one-eighth of the $138 million endowment I googled for this school. Annual funds, capital campaigns, etc. are a hustle for those smaller entities trying to stabilize…

That’s the thing about adverbs! Sometimes they weaken strong words. Sometimes they strengthen weak words. You try a bunch of combinations out until you strike the balance you want! Like seasonings, but for language. As I said above—is that sentence going to win any Hemingway or Didion awards for Most Elegant Sentence…

lol woah, that’s an overreaction. Lawson is great...one of the good ones, I’d say. Awkward turns of phrase happen. That doesn’t mean you need to read sinister intentions into them.

I’m a guy and I’ve been described as “whip smart.” I like the compliment—I think there are plenty of smart people with big brains and high-functioning minds who aren’t stunningly precise and pointed in the way that they use it. It represents a command of language and acuity that’s impressive in and of itself. The…

I’m kind of a Wikipedia nut. I’d say this kid’s on the bubble between whether he warrants an entry of his own or just a note under Stephanie Seumour > Personal Life.

I’ll never forget the time a couple years ago when Anne Hathaway was photographed exiting a car (at a premiere for the movie she won an OSCAR for, I believe) and the Internet went wild. When she sat down with Matt Lauer on the Today show days later, his first words to her were (I SHIT YOU NOT)—

Same. I don’t understand it. If someone asks me to pull out my liquids once it will be worth it for all the times I’ve gotten by without doing it. I already lost patience when TSA started getting strict about removing laptops from messenger bags. For me that (and the additional plastic bin it usually requres) is more…

Wouldn’t it be great if we had room for two A-List brown actors at once?

I do not believe Michelle Obama has spoken the words “Donald Trump” in her entire life.

“Beyoncé happens to be a frequent subject of plagiarism...”

I need presidential candidates’ 10-point plans for holding Taylor Swift accountable.

It’s not really accurate to say that Biden destroyed Palin. In their one debate, she got positive(ish) reviews for not spectacularly failing. That wasn’t a low point of her candidacy by a longshot. In fact, it was one of the moments when RNC wishful thinking about Palin was at its strongest.

Thank you! She was so unpretentious and engaging in that interview. I bought the “Kirsten Dunst is stupid” rumblings for years because in formal promotional interviews, she seems a little dim and awkward. Turns out that in a casual setting, she seems rather authentic and intelligent. I think she just doesn’t take…

Imagine being so broken inside that you can’t love (or even like) Michelle Obama.

“...dreadful prospects...”

Wow, I hope this guy meets a hungry, shameless media manager who helps him turn the window incident into a full-fledged brand. He should have a book deal, 100k Twitter followers...