The question is not whether the lyrics are good or whether you like them.

Who cares if she leaked it! She wrote the song! She can take credit or not take credit for it however she likes. That doesn’t make Calvin Harris a victim or justify his weird speculation about her new life.

...she never said that?

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

“Take if [sic] from a guy with an illness, these accusations that don’t remotely resemble the Roger that I know...that WE know...are just...sick.”

Wow, it’s amazing how people without a whisper of knowledge about law are so convinced that this was appropriate. It wasn’t. Most importantly because we know exactly how RGB feels about Donald Trump (based on her values, judgments, and professed ideals) so why muck up the situation by saying so explicitly? We know…

I’m not holding her up as a “paragon of journalism” by saying a mainstream newsmagazine-style show would appropriately suit her gifts. Half of 60 Minutes is celebrity interviews, behind-the-scenes looks at family wineries, and whatever kooky psychological phenomenon Lesley Stahl is obsessed with. It’s a catch-all for…

I think Megyn will be done with Fox money and ratings pretty soon. She’s obviously spent the last year laying groundwork for something different—I mean, why does a Fox News anchor turn up at the Vanity Fair Oscar party? Or costar in a video with Lena Dunham? Her relationship with Fox is already untenable, and this…

That Madonna cover is BANGIN.

Jezebel has an insane bent against creative nonfiction for a site that publishes so much creative nonfiction. I’m sure I’ve read six personal essays here about why the personal essay is a broken medium. It legitimately seems like Jez writers do not know what those words mean. Or how those mediums touch the work they…

“Philandro,” as the tag and URL still show. The story has been corrected but the headline, lede and rest of the piece got it wrong. Just careless fuckery. Black names are hard, right?

The longer she stays on television, the more evident it becomes that Lisa Vanderpump is a selfish, shallow, petty, deceitful woman. She’s basically the Donald Trump of the Real Housewives franchise, with a line of credit for grace, class, wealth, and status as the “voice of reason.”

PHILANDO.

Never forget that Michele Bachmann was Gretchen Carlson’s childhood babysitter. That woman has been through it ALL.

Audrey Hepburn? More like Michelle Pfeiffer.

I can’t believe you managed to find a decent photo of that guy. I’ve seen him on CNN and his beauty regimen is not ready for high definition. He looks undead.

So this is an “unscientific” alarmist anecdote spun as a Jezebel headline: “Dry Shampoo is Ruining Your Hair.” You literally have no sufficient grounds to report that sentence.

LOL your last paragraph about Chrissy Tiegen is whack. Is she somehow a victim of our prying celebrity culture? She invites every single ounce of attention she receives, especially about motherhood. Then, when it suits her, she plays it off like our fixation is unsolicited. Chrissy Tiegen would shrivel up and die if…

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