This is terrible but it’s like—when you use those words no wonder nobody wants to be your friend!

Can we stop using “mommy” as an adjective? Mommy bloggers, mommy classes, mommy vacations, “mommy friends.” It has this weird way of infantilizing motherhood by tying it to infant parlance. Get off your baby’s level! You’re a mother, a mom, you speak “adult.”

What a classy statement. “Surreal and fabulous” sounds exactly like what I imagine co-hosting The View would be.