He inhaled lethal amount of freon.

MAXTAS 2014!!!

THIS MAN IS A GOD

"If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferarri, press 1. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press 2. Enter now."
"You have pressed 2"
"No I didn't"

"So just like that?"
"Higher, Higher"
"You turned the camera off right?"
"Don't talk, Don't talk"

I was saying major probably shouldn't have got them in real life. He lost his entire squadron with no witness to verify his "extreme devotion to duty" or "pre-eminent display of valor".

Major Sholto has a Victorian Cross among his medallions!! Which is kind of crazy, considering only 3,4 people got it during Afghan war and everyone of them got it postoumously.

♪Did you hear me sing a song about battle of waterloo ♪
Goodbye y'all

"Look who thinks he is the next Igor Kasmanov !"