Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

So it would seem that to stray away from head gasket issues, remove any engine component with “EJ” in its part#.

Nah, Franken grabbed boobs while women were asleep and stuck his tongue down women’s throats that didn’t want to make out with him, but complaining would have caused trouble for them.

He might have decided to make this one a personal visit.

No.

Which is why I’ll soon be living in the back of a J-truck.

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

It is the joy of owning something special and the smiles per mile that feeling generates.

lol

@ Tom McArseland: You know what? Fuck you for talking people out of buying the Giulia. Yeah, all those points you mentioned might be true, but who gives a motherfucking shit? How is the situation going to improve if motor journalist schmocks keep throwing rocks at Alfa and how are there going to be more dealerships if…

It’s really not that confusing. People prize toughness and durability more than anything else in a pickup truck. A Toyota badge is pretty much a guarantee that it will outlive its owner. People don’t have that same confidence in the Big Three’s build quality, and thus they buy the objectively inferior Toyota.

In the parking lot at work there is an early model Tundra that parks next to a new Tacoma, they’re literally the same size.

I was at the game last night, watching Manu dominate along with a gaggle of young Spurs, plus seeing Dirk hit shot after shot (the Spurs inexplicably left shooting guards on him and allowed screen switches all night, and Dirk had his shot going), it was like watching some kind of hybrid old-timers and their kids…

i am down to try this

I looked up his injury on WebMD. He has cancer, i’m pretty sure.

This will seem weird but hear me out :

“Wants something he can drive more than fix”

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You obviously haven’t seen The Polar Express. He plays a conductor who lures children onto a train with promises of candy and hot chocolate, and then delivers them to a child molester at the north pole. Since seeing this, I burst into tears any time I hear sleigh-bells. Absolutely chilling.

(WARNING: Gratuitous David Tracy comment follows)