I also wonder if all musical artists are being held accountable for their lyrics? I admit I skimmed part of this, but he’s not the only one spouting this kind of nonsense.

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

Buddy of mine jumped the rails for a while....got arrested. Not for the trains thing....turns out he sold crude pornographic drawings of the Tomb Raider to kids from here to Wichita. I guess he’s dead now. I think of him every time a train goes by.

Okay, but this is a Samsung.

I found a good compromise.

The handwritten statement is probably inadmissible hearsay. Testimony from the son about what he actually saw is not.

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

“Long odds be damned, you’re buying lottery tickets where the drawing is held by tiny, dehydrated-to-the-point-of-near-mummification speed freaks whipping the shit out of enormous meat robots bred for nothing but two minutes of win-or-die speed.”

My vote for the best sentence in the history of Adequate Man.

Good to know. They even mention the video I was talking about in the article, neat.

You do know some of your readers are Deaf right? Not all of us can just “go over and listen” to your shitty ass podcast.

We’re pretty sure the game in question was this Hornets home game on December 29, 1992.

Bobby this was so fucking funny! “Schindler’s Bike” made me spit out my tea.

As a kid I shaved the chocolate butterfingers to make them "chicken nuggets" and scooped some ice cream as "mashed potatoes" for my dad when he got home from work.

I live around 5 blocks from the monstrosity that Wrigley has become this winter, and have been a Cubs fan my whole life. I don't know a single Cubs fan who is excited to see this project happen. I'm pretty sure they were still getting more than enough revenue from the fans around Wrigley, go to the rooftops, and…

buy you don't have to say he or she. he is sufficient when you don't know the sex.

I dislike both songs. For this, I think I should be owed money.

I suggest you watch the video.

The part I found the most fishy was that they felt the need to crate the dog, and knew the dog was capable of escaping the crate, but didn't get a new crate. I mean what's the point?

I felt like I was reading one of those "liek dis if u cry evrytim" stories on Facebook

Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.