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What? And Sir Anthony Hopkins, Sir Ben Kingsley, Cate Blanchett, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Glenn Close, Angela Bassett, Samuel L Jackson, Brie Larson, Tilda Swinton, William Hurt and Michael B Jordan, among others, aren’t?

He still needs that sweet sweet censor bar money.

True Believers will tell you we’ll never get to see the end result of “The Process,” because it was short-circuited by the NBA and the Colangelos.

Let this be unequivocal proof that Boston gets every single break in professional sports. Any other player on any other team would have been suspended at the very least by now.

Matt Harvey loved to party in New York City, but loathed his bosses and coworkers.

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

I hope the Mets changed their Netflix password.

You sound like someone with a happy life ahead of them.

Oh my god, stop saying “bang.”

Your dick isn’t going to play the victory theme from Final Fantasy VII

My roommate bangs a lot of girls. Like, I mean everything within a 50 mile radius of our apartment. Almost every night there’s a new lady coming over. I know this because I end up meeting them or hearing them *cough*.

And the roommate’s name was... “The Aristocrats!”

1) Purple is a color historically associated with royalty.
2) Purple looks decent against a background of black space and silvery stars, it looks dopey against a background of dirt or buildings, so it was free when the artists came around to drawing up space emperors.

They should really update the colour scheme of these tyrannical super-villains to orange.

Good. Hopefully, Avengers: Infinity War will leave us on a cliffhanger with a world turned asunder by evil and all hope apparently vanquished, and the second film will be how all the (remaining) heroes defeat President Trump.

I’m going to need you to post a smaller thumbnail, this one takes up entirely too much of my screen.

It’s made from Tide pods.

Infinity War II could have been avoided altogether if the Avengers hadn’t imposed such punitive measures in the Treaty of Xandar.