This was a great headline. There are lots of these thugs in the new gentrified NYC too. I’m so tired of all these entitled, racist White young adults. How did the liberal Boomers and Gen Xers raise these cretins? I hope more people get charged and that the Black student is able to heal.

“And often his own racism.”

Deutsch Bags.

Ah, Kinder Eggs. The souvenir you never wanted from the friend who won’t shut up about how they spoke German their whole trip.

I can’t wait for the #BoycottDicks hashtag to rise.

Well, fuck Keurig. Apparently there are many, many sides and we can’t take them against child molesters. Even Mitch McConnell came out against Moore. I’m gonna protest them by starting a rumor that Ted Cruz has sex with their coffemakers.  

“I’m sorry, Enes, but you got punked. That’s exactly what getting punked looks like!”

I’ll believe that when I see it. Trump still has the republican base on his side. Could you imagine how those Mountain Dew drinkers would react to impeachment that is so clearly motivated, from their perspectives, by political expediency? Good god, it would be a spectacular shit show.

280 characters = twice the opportunity to show your ass.

Is he a father of daughters or was he at the time? I understand that — in spite of the evidence of all of human history — fathering daughters turns dudes into Aware Feminist Gentlemen.

Yeah if he’s not careful, he might have to resort to working for the New York Post again.

Jeff Fisher would be 4-4-1 if a season had 9 games

McAdoo what Fisher don’t.

You are right, the Detroit Tigers have never won an NFL game.

For those wondering (and hoping)—no, the Cleveland Browns do not play the Giants this year.

To be fair, that season was after the Tigers lost Justin Verlander at point guard.

Notice nobody is directly behind him.

They are 1-8 not 4-5.