I’m truly sorry. I started with what I thought was a witty name and it escalated from there. All I wanted was for my lame jokes about David Moyes and Kyrie Irving to be taken seriously and then I became the conflicted monster I am now.

She could always transition and go by Ryan. She’s pretty ok at being a man, especially the needy emotional reliance on women.

So a teenage girl pretended to be a man in his 30's on the internet.

Frankly, I think the appeal to misogyny is simply symptomatic of this poor kid’s intrinsic sociopathic manipulative streak. When caught, sociopaths typically have some reasonable sounding reason for the behavior, but under close scrutiny, it doesn’t hold up.

Since it’s become clear that only deeply troubled people write about the White Sox online who is actually Tim Marchman?

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

“Her abuse of those women aside”

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?

Ryan received nudes from at least two women I spoke with, one of whom said she did it because she was afraid Schultz would hurt himself if she didn’t.

I haven’t been this pissed since they pulled off the Black Scorpion’s mask and it was Ric Flair.

Yeah pretty weird to be like “Ah I was just a kid when I was emotionally manipulating people into sending nudes to me.”

She really doesn’t seem to address the abuse and coercing these women to send naked pictures. A lot of “I felt trapped” but not a lot of “I was really shitty to these people for no discernable reason.”. The deceit isn’t the worst of her actions, but it’s the only one she’s addressing.

Her apology says she was not Ryan, but she was Ryan. Sure, she wasn’t a man and her legal name isn’t Ryan but all the shitty things Ryan wrote did come out of her. Those people who were hurt were hurt by her. I get pretending to be a man to pass in a male dominated industry, I don’t get being asshole to other women to…

Her first mistake was going with that surname.

He looks like a man who says “Throw a shitty INT”

Wait — do you hear that??

With hair like that how could you ever have confidence in him?

When your head coach is an insufferable hardass who also happens to look like the sales manager of a 1990s tri-state Ford-Lincoln-Mercury dealership, he probably needs to do better than 1-7 to keep the locker room.

This is what I do at parties.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.