Hey, give some credit to Yankee pitching! It has been absolutely on point: starters have a 1.75 ERA since the middle of the ALDS. Oof.

“Certainly, there are no excuses for this type of behavior, but they are still children in a sense and hopefully this will be a learning experience for them and others.”

They are still children? If they were Black they’d be tried as adults. Typical coddling of white people and then they wonder why we say they refuse to take responsibility for their fuck shit.

“We’re sorry. These young people were educated by us. This is the exact result anyone would expect from that scenario.”

It being Utah, their parents are probably more upset they said ‘fuck’.

Also, you are free to quibble with the use of “very,” but Judge is among the top 33% of all MLB position players in sprint speed, and just .1 behind the likes of Cameron Maybin, so yes, I dispute your initial premise that he shouldn’t have been awarded second.

WAAAAAAAAAH!

I have no idea who or what that is.

Your evidence is you making a conclusory allegation that that strike zone showed Astros receiving more favorable calls than Yankees. Do you have support for that claim?

Pictured: AndrewFarmer’s ball cap.

I know the Yankees make most reasonable people’s jaw tight but c’mon- this team is fun to watch....

This team is fun

It’s the implication, man. All about the implication.

So along with this record signing, did she sign a deal with the Root for promotion? Ya’ll really been reporting on her for weeks.

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

We’re at the Dark Comedy stage, at this point. They’ll sign a crippled infant before they sign Kaep.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

I’m just imagining the look on their faces when they were asked to solve this ‘big mystery’....

I’m grateful for white people with dreads. Like a snake with orange markings, they’re broadcasting that they’re sketchy as all hell and I should stay the fuck away.